Clan Updates (Psychedelic Furs RuneScape Clan Parody) by Nor

(Verse 1)

There’s an echo in Varrock square,

Voices calling from everywhere.

Build our clans up; we’re more than play,

It’s about community every day.

(Chorus)

Clan updates, bring us together;

Through Gielinor’s storms we weather.

Family ties that won’t decay,

In this game world where we love our way.

(Verse 2)

Minigames unite old friends anew,

Castle Wars to Fist of Guthix too!

Accessible joys for one and all—

Let’s tear down these grinding walls.

(Bridge)

From P2P to F2P zones,

We share triumphs and heart-wrenching moans.

Our bonds grow strong within this fray;

Jagex hear us—we have much to say!

(Final Chorus)

For glory days let’s pave the way;

Bring back the shine without delay.

Transcending time, space, night or day…

In RuneScape where we love our clan’s way.

(Tagline)

So here’s our plea in song so true:

Keep communities at what you do.

With each update—you must convey

The family spirit—love OUR way!