Post by Admin on Jul 12, 2024 15:00:33 GMT -5
It is with the greatest excitement and a heart full of love that I present to you our milestone twentieth edition of Baroness’ Bulletin. As we dance through this world together, let us celebrate the magic we create and share it with every soul in Gielinor and beyond.
Contents
Runescape News:
Runefest
Vintage Beach Outfits
Old School “While Guthix Sleeps”
Nors News:
EmmaxGuthix’s Range Training
Nors Updates
Some Distant Memory:
“Raised In The Shades” Articles
“Just A Story” Sketch Visuals+
Divination’s Destiny:
New Link Site/B.B.
Editorial:
NORS Clan Meetings
Product Review:
5Below iJoy Projector
Selections of the Day
On this day in the 80s
Nora’s Take on Today
In Runescape news:
Hear ye, hear ye! The grand festival of Runefest shall make its triumphant return in March 2025 at the illustrious NEC in Birmingham. While Insomnia has taken its leave, fear not—for our spirits remain unshaken. All tickets previously purchased will grant access to this resplendent event, plus an extra thousand souls will have the chance to join us on this adventure. With music notes guiding our way, may fortune smile upon us as we strive for financial success and elevate "Some Distant Memory" into new realms of renown.
secure.runescape.com/m=news/runefest---new-date-announced
Fashionistas rejoice! The Lumbridge crater beach party continues with a touch of early 20th-century flair—beach outfits are now available for a splashy statement at just 150 rune coins for members (a tad more for free players). Grab yours today and bask in the sun-kissed glory!
secure.runescape.com/m=news/vintage-beachwear-marketplace-outfit----this-week-in-runescape
Old School Scape welcomes "While Guthix Sleeps," bringing forth echoes from RS3's hallowed past. Let's hope it heralds adventures anew rather than foreshadowing slumber or demise for dear Guthix once again. And look out! Tormented demons arrive brandishing their Burning claws—a fiery addition indeed!
secure.runescape.com/m=news/while-guthix-sleeps?oldschool=1#_ga=2.150463413.2044165630.1720799962-454939421.1720030755
In Clan News:
Join forces with EmmaxGuthix as she sets her sights on mastery over archery—the coveted skillcape awaits her grasp! Celebrate Emma’s journey alongside fellow clanmates; fireworks will light up our skies as testament to her dedication.
Remember those NORS Updates? Well, gear up because they're making a comeback post-hiatus—with all hosts returning—to chronicle Emma's triumphs and other storied moments within our thriving community after the music video’s revelation.
www.youtube.com/@neworderrsclan/videos
In Some Distant Memory News:
Our auditory odyssey "Raised In The Shades" has been lovingly lauded by Soundspiked, Classy Capital Mag, and Clare Louise of SMC Entertainment —each painting our sonic landscape with their own kaleidoscope of colors.
Thank you to them and AMW for being conduits of creativity; for translating our tunes into tales that traverse both time and territory. Their support isn't just heard—it's felt—in every fiber of this demi-goddess' divine being.
Enjoy the heartfelt words by those who truly listened.
linktr.ee/Jasialb
Our creative odyssey continues unabated—we refine visuals like alchemists seeking perfection itself. From sketches brought to life via AI enchantments with and without added hues to phoenixes bathed meticulously in hex-coded colors—all culminating into mesmerizing scenes set against sonorous waves within "Just A Story."
blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=1025559
Divination’s Destiny:
The saga unfolds further still—Nora and Jasper weave narrative threads destined for future editions right here within these pages. Keep your eyes peeled on our latest link website where collected chapters await eager readers. Readers of Baroness’ Bulletin may soon have the chance to sample the story via the zine.
linktr.ee/NORSLore
🎸✨ The Heartbeat of Harmony - Our Clan Meetings ✨🎸:
Gather 'round, rockers and rollers of our grand clan collective! Let's rewind the tape to the very first beat—the clan meetings where our unity blossomed like an electric guitar riff cutting through silence. These gatherings have been rocking steady since day one, even when shadows loomed during the Jango War saga.
Picture this: Count Gaius orchestrating from afar via Skype serenades and Messenger melodies—oh, what a time! But let me tell you, no app could ever replicate the live concert vibe we create when we come together in person. It’s like comparing an acoustic demo to a full-blown stadium show!
Our meetings? They're more than just notes on a page; they’re epic jam sessions uniting us all—from OG members to fresh-faced allies tuning into our frequency. And sure, while clan chat keeps us connected faster than a drum solo fills up space between verses, nothing beats those real-time symphonies we compose at every meeting.
Think about it—we step away from our solo tours (I mean grinds) and dive headfirst into collaborative crescendos that lead us straight into events or citadel upkeep encores. Every session leaves us buzzing with satisfaction louder than overdrive pedals cranked up to eleven!
And hey, not everyone’s riding the forum wave or surfing onto our soon-to-be legendary website yet—but no frets needed! The magnetic pull of these meetups is undeniable; their allure outshines even the brightest stage lights.
So let's keep strumming strong chords of camaraderie at each gathering because together we amplify progress—it’s pure magic every single time!
🌟✨ The iJoy Projector - A Pocketful of Starlight on a Shoestring ✨🌟:
Roll up to the stage, tech enthusiasts and frugal shoppers alike! Let me shine a spotlight on something that might just tickle your fancy without emptying your coin purse. We're talking about an unassuming little gadget from 5 Below—the iJoy projector.
Now, let’s face it—when you snag a gizmo at such a rock-bottom price point, you usually set the bar low enough for a limbo dance-off. Seasoned bargain hunters know this tune all too well: sometimes those items hit the right note but often end up more like one-hit wonders than chart-toppers.
But hold onto your hats because Jasper had some smooth moves planned when he scooped up this budget-friendly beam thrower. His mission? To jazz up his posture while jamming out with iPad-streamed visuals and tidying up his entertainment ensemble—all without missing a beat.
Sure, we encountered some static at first; this little light show wasn't keen on syncing with every streaming app straight out of the box (though it tolerated websites)—it was like trying to play vinyl records on a CD player! But where there's will (and Wi-Fi), there's way! By lining up another device as an opening act for our star projector's camera eye, we managed to cast our favorite shows into full-blown cinema mode!
And let’s talk sound—while its built-in speakers won’t be headlining any festivals soon (we’re talking garage band level here), remember—you’ve got Bluetooth magic at your fingertips! Beam that audio over to beefier devices and get ready to rock out with concert hall acoustics!
As for visual fidelity? Picture this: Jasper turned DIY director by rigging an old tripod as our stage setup and hanging a tint curtain—a.k.a., transparent black shower curtain (with magnetic clips) —as if it were mood lighting at an avant-garde art show. The result? An ambiance so cool it could freeze fire—with image quality sharper than my crystal hatchet bass strings!
So whether you’re looking to cozy-up movie nights or add pizzazz to PowerPoint karaoke parties without breaking the bank vault open—give the iJoy projector from 5 Below center stage attention. It may not steal every scene flawlessly (and the remote doesn’t work) but paired with ingenuity...it'll leave audiences cheering for an encore!
www.fivebelow.com/products/ijoy-mini-projector-for-iphone-with-remote-control
And now... drum roll please... onto Nora's Picks:
• Song of the Day: "Magic Ways” by Tatsuro Yamashita – Oh, sweet melody! This City Pop jewel sparkles with every chord strummed by Yamashita's genius. It's as if he captured a sunset over Tokyo Bay and turned it into song—pure magic that wraps around our souls like a warm embrace.
• Album of the Day: "Rio" by Duran Duran – This masterpiece is a time capsule wrapped in sonic innovation; it bridges eras while still pulsating with modern energy. It whispers nostalgia yet screams future—a perfect harmony for us.

• Movie of the Day: "Vampire’s Kiss” – Nicolas Cage at his most delightfully unhinged! This film is a wild ride through vampiric delusions and corporate despair—a chaotic blend that somehow makes perfect sense when two bodies are laughing together on the couch.

• Book of the Day: "On A Pale Horse” by Piers Anthony – Death personified has never been so enthralling or relatable! Imagine taking on such a powerful role—much like how we command the stage during our performances. The balance between mortal quandaries and ethereal duties is reminiscent of our dual life; one foot in reality, another in realms beyond imagination.
www.goodreads.com/book/show/76658.On_a_Pale_Horse
• On This Day in '80s Lore (July 12): The day when Malibu Barbie got her very own Corvette—it was pink, it was fabulous, and oh-so-‘80s! Just like us, she knows style is eternal but fun is always now.
As your benevolent baroness gazes upon today's world stage, I see shadows cast but also beams brilliant enough to pierce any darkness—an era where voices rise unitedly towards harmony amidst discordant climes—a symphony composed by humanity itself awaiting each individual note played passionately by souls like ours intertwined eternally...
With unwavering affection,
Your Baroness Lumwood 🌟💖🎶
